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"Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm."

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5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

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littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

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busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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andrysb24:

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

all the Mexicans living there: oops

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"Will: The fish is delicious.
Hannibal: Isn’t it?"

—Hannibal Lecter being a smug little bitch in ‘Su-zakana’ (via tardistype221b)
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thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

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kansaskissedlips:

So this happened on my dash just now

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches
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vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

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